Sinitron's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Big Oil]

Joke's on you fucker, I burn trees to stay warm.

[Out Of Luck Daisy: Cartoonist Capers]

You fool, this is precisely why God invented erasers!!

[Ins🅱ector Faget]

Fucking beautiful, excellent quality, great humour, TOP FUCKING MARKS, ASSHOLE. I love it. Shared it to all my friends. If they don't like it, I'll kick their asses. Piece of fucking art. Put it in a bag and take it home.

[Junk City - Lou Kelly]

Quality Music & Animation Subsidized By Zimbabwean Department for the Advancement of Untermenschen Artforms. #JusticeForMugabe

[SAVAGE DEATH VALLEY TRAILER]

Pretty high quality. Great spectrum of technique applied (painting, sculpting, animation, narration.) Would recommend for a showing at ZimbabweCon 2002. Thumbs up.

[ANUSBOY THE MOVIE PREVIEW 2016]

I was paid to write this review.

W-P-S responds:

paid with cocaine, to be precise

[Super Hero Clock Ep1 p1]

Poor. Rigid animation, flat and uninspired artwork, with stale characters voice-overs and plot. Knock-off anime with few to no redeeming qualities, seemingly with no aspirations of greatness. Lacking end result.

[Hank's Rage: Megaupload]

Well, I was about to vote zero, but then the FBI guy said bronies were gay and it brought it up to a passing score, though I was a little disturbed by the death of the only sensible character in your movie. I think some genocide of mindless 4Chan drones and Lauren Faust going postal on people masturbating to her cartoons would bring the score up a little more, though, that's something you definitely want to look into integrating into your next work.

[Bugs aren't cute..]

you are WRONG, bugs as BADASS and caterpillars and shit like that is pretty cute (or ladybugs)

anyway this is kind of like a shitty attempt to emulate those awful youtube rant things, and you also said "anyhoo" (wtf that's not even a word)

it was pretty irritating overall, the voices were nasal and aggravating to listen to, the animation was either poor or non-existent and the drawings themselves were also pretty simplistic - a white canvas can be a stylistic choice, but there was nothing stylish about this

your character was also a ginger, and it sort of builds up under the whole "gingers have no soul" stereotype pretty well, unintentionally or otherwise

it kind of made me think this was a trolling attempt because "hurr hurr gingers" but idk you could just have made a bad movie who knows

[The Adventures of WillieD]

Cartoon of the year.

Everything else is bad.

RogersEntertainment responds:

THANK YOU VERY MUCH