Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's Cabinet Execution Advisor & Chief Agent of Internal Zimbabwean Genocide Operations, Operative Division 'Enigma', Zulu Foxtrot Liaison Commander

Anthropomorphic Zyklon-B Canister

Severomorsk, Murmansk, Russian Federation

In the context of relevant information revealed by the state ministery one can only hope and assume that the wily antics of our former allies will be dealt with by proper international authority rather than vigilante and terrorist groupings and unsanctioned death squadrons being deployed by secondary parties along the borders of our troubled nation. It would be an utterly devastating loss if these fine men were to avenge our pride with their lives, and we all agree that nuclear purging of the Kingdom of Sweden is far more cost-effective than all-out warfare, as our vastly superior technology would be able to easily negate the effects of nuclear fallout, and the mountains would shield the majority of our stocks from harm, although the (highly insignificant and utterly expendable) eastern regions may suffer some mild after effects such as severe radiological and chemical pollution, and possibly an eerie night-time glow in the civilian populace as well as total sterility among males and females alike, but again, these losses are completely acceptable when considering the expendability of afore-mentioned civilians and their infrastructure.

A TRIBUTE TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN LOST; TO INJUSTICE, TO FREAKISH ACCIDENTS AND UNFORTUNATE MISHAPS. THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UP IN EVENTS THAT WERE BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, WHO LOST OR WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.

RIP - 2009

"Is there a tiny part of me, untouched, unsoiled by misery?"